Baby brother Ben: "No matter what you say, I am still convinced that if Taylor Swift knew that I was alive out there somewhere, she would want to date me."
Cousin Jonathan: (walking into the kitchen) "Ok ladies, I'm here to help. The two things I'm really good at are telling you what needs to be done, and eating."
My mom has a new best friend. Her name is Belinda, and the two are inseparable. It's hysterical. They go shopping together, running together, they giggle about their husbands together, they go to movies together. They accidentally wear the same outfit. They get matching nail polish for their pedicures. They even have inside jokes that I don't understand! They use text messaging to keep a constant conversation throughout the day, complete with abbreviations and emoticons. My 17 year old brother told me that Mom stays out later on the weekends than he does.
I love it.