Dear History of Christianity Professor;
You put me to sleep. Talk louder please.
Dear Foundations of Logic Professor;
You can't fool me. I've figured out that you are actually a very wonderful man who is trying to disguise himself as a jerk. I like you anyway.
Dear Film Professor;
Your joke about being too delicate for watching horror films was funny. You're one tough broad.
Dear History of Judaism Professor;
You are smarter than you give yourself credit for. Teach me more please.