Scene: Lori's living room.
Lori reached down to pick up 16-month-old Murphy and realized that she had pooped her diaper. Then, while carrying her to the nursery, felt that it had leaked through her cute little dress.
Me to Blakely: "Oh man. The learning curve on being a mom is going to be really steep."
Lori, over her shoulder as she climbed the stairs: "It's BRUTAL"