it's a wonderful house

Herein lies a picture tale of what happened

when I returned home from a day full of

studying, finals, snow, and ice:

A perfectly trimmed tree sat in a perfectly clean living room

And plate of perfectly decorated christmas cookies sat in a perfectly clean kitchen. And I thought this could only be because of one person: Sharon Jones. So, to show my love, admiration, and appreciation, I decided to write her a song that started like this:

And ended like that.

And then I felt clever in my kitchen.

And then we all lived happily ever after.