Dad: "How ya doin', Bessy?"
Me: "Good. I just bought an insurance policy for my camera so I don't have to worry about ruining it in Africa."
Dad: "Watch out for baboons."
Dad: "When I lived in Nigeria in the 80's I had your uncle's Pentax camera with me when a heavy swarm of flies flew in. I put the camera on a tree stump and ran for cover. After the flies had blown away, a herd of baboons that were chasing the flies ran through. One of 'em grabbed my camera and took off into the jungle with it. Never saw it again. So watch out for baboons."
Me: "Sure thing, Dad."