We've established that Dad wound up with Mom's gift
She was laughing so hard she could barely protest
Nancy got some sequined butterflies
and Hank was pleased with his head-lamp camo cap
the Cruz's landed some toilet paper
I got a gun-hiding Beth Moore devotion book
you know... a gun-hiding Beth Moore devotion book
...and Bill scored some jingle balls.
Right. On to the song:
It was great.